STOP REBLOGGING THIS
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
Dam that’s hardcore
I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Oh i get it now.